While I was teaching myself to spin I would always feel panicked when I took my freshly wound yarn off my improvised winder and it coiled madly on itself and shrank to a messy, tangled blob. Like this…
Don’t despair! Carefully submerge your insane yarn into a warm bucket of water to set the twist and let it soak for a bit. Then thwack it. Slip your hands into the inside of your skein and crack the yarn straight a few times between your hands. Or you can beat the entire thing against the side of your tub/sink. This takes some of the energy out of the yarn and it will settle and dry a lot more calmly. It’s also a cathartic exercise to get rid of bad tempers. Hopefully thwacking will work for you, letting you wind your well-behaved yarn into squashy skeins to admire and knit up!
AND! The winner of my tiny brooch is Bonafidetide…I hope you like it!